Monday, October 25, 2010
Bananas. What possums are driving me.
So, apparently possums eat bananas. That’s not so surprising. What’s surprising is that they can sneak into your house at night, silently eat a whole banana, leave the peel on the floor so you find it in the morning, blame the dog, realise the dog couldn’t reach the bananas, chalk it up as a mystery, then find the rest of the peel on the windowsill of the spare room later that day and know exactly who to blame.
I hate my possums. They are trying to drive me slowly insane.
It is working.