Friday, March 25, 2011

I will not buy this product.

So, watching TV at work tonight, I saw this ad:



And this ad does not work for me. Not at all. 

I don't care if this guy has dandruff. He has a freaking monkey! 

I would marry him for that alone. 

And then I would divorce him, and take the monkey in the settlement. 

I want a monkey! 


10 comments:

  1. Did you read the article about that monkey that went crazy and attacked a woman's best friend and tore her face off? I would never have a monkey. They are wild animals.

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  2. Latte, meet keyboard. :) Divorce him and take the monkey. Classic!

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  3. Don't spoil it for me, Michael! In my imagination monkeys are cute and clever and awesome, and would never rip anyone's face off. Also, if you get enough monkeys and enough typewriters they will inevitably produce Shakespeare.

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  4. Thanks, Margo! Although, that dandruffy guy looks like he can lift heavy things and kill spiders, so maybe I wouldn't have to divorce him straight away...

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  5. If I wanted to change something's diaper I'd get a child. Eventually kids can learn to fetch you things without slobbering all over it. Monkeys...harder to train.

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  6. True, SM, but these are fantasy monkeys! They don't make a mess and they are so clever they don't need training.

    I'm with you on the baby thing though. I've always said I won't have kids until you can feed them out of a can and they go outside to poo, like my dog. Although I suppose some people raise their kids that way. But only until Social Services get involved.

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  7. "I've always said I won't have kids until you can feed them out of a can and they go outside to poo, like my dog. Although I suppose some people raise their kids that way. But only until Social Services get involved."

    Okay, Soup, meet keyboard. [mental note: do not read Jen's blog while consuming liquids]

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  8. Ahahahahaha...I thought you were going to say you wouldn't date a guy who showed up a party with a monkey picking through his hair! I was cracking up at the twist~ I love it!

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